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Because it defines the words into an easy definition to understand by using words that most people use instead of scientific definitions that are hard to under stand, and most people swear in there daily routine. So supposedly it's supposed to make it easier to understand.
So many people swear these days. Like why does the urban dictionary swear so much? It's crazy!
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Oh you know Sarah,, she's More dan a bit on de side doe
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She might be wondering what you ‘D’ size is and wants to find out, but is too shy to asks.
Her-“Hey Cameron, how tall are you?”
Him-“Oh Im 5’9”
Her-“Nice”
Him in mind-(Why does she want to know my height?)
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The term used in frustration when trying to get legitimate Urban Words In To The Dictionary
I just tried to add a local Urban Slang for the word "Gee Mail", mail that's meaningless to everyone BUT the sender, BUT:
"How The Fuck Does ANYTHING Get Posted In Urban Dictionary?"
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Does a straw have one or two holes? Yes there’s a hole on one end and a hole on the other
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It means a lot of things. For example;
1. You're about to die.
2. Your face is very ugly and no one wants to rape you.
3. You're high.
4. You're just stupid.
5. You're just a retard that fuckin has problems.
6. You just sucked a infected dick.
7. You're on your period.
8. You just drank some menstrual juice.
9. You saw a Michael and got high.
10. You just got Harrison'd.
11. Vanessa shoved a dildo up your ass and you enjoyed it like how a bitch enjoys a big fat blowjob.
12. Justin Bieber. 'Nuff said.
13. You read a gay chain letter email and apparently got a seizure.
14. You just saw a hot chick that mind-raped you in the ass.
15. You saw the number 15.
16. Your computer blew up on you and you became so gay that your mom gave you a fingering.
High Guy: Dude, what does it mean when you see flying platypuses?
My ass: A lot of things. Why?
High Guy: Cuz I see flying platypuses.
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DOES YOUR CAT DO FUDGEING JUMPING JACKS
DOES YOUR CAT DO FUDGEING JUMPING JACKS
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