Don't Diddle December

Redemption for people who failed No Nut November. Same rules just for whole December.

Bruv you passed NNN?
No, I'm gonna try again during Don't Diddle December

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don't hurt em

a compliment paid to a sexy female as she walks pass you. this phrase is not spewed at each and every sexy female, but only the ones who are sexy, dressed to death from head to toe, and throwin dat booty xtra hard cuz she know you lookin. 9 times outta ten she smilin from ear to ear after you say it, but you'll never know cuz her back is towards you. she smilin though, trust me. she don't just look good,she hurtin em.

or
you see her, she look good but you on the go and don't really have time tospit at her. next best thing: don't hurt em baby

as she passed by him he did'nt try to spit at her because she was waaay outta his league and he knew he'd get shot down. but she looked sooo good that he just had to say something. so he said "don't hurt em baby".

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Don't do me!

Don't mess with me, don't bullshit me

Don't do me! Do ya hair!

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Don't Scully me

It's a reference to Dana Scully in the tv show The X Files. It's when someone tries to use every exuse before the truth, to get out of something, or stick up for somebody or something.

If you get caught cheating on your bf/gf and you try to make up every possible excuse you can think of, your bf/gf might reply: "Don't Scully me."

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don't get a boner

a phrase that is used when an individual becomes overly 'stimulated' because of a simple occurrence.

Elliot: OMG! OMG! OMFG! I JUST SAW PARIS HILTON.

Eddie: DON'T GET A BONER! SHES JUST ON TV.

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Don't worry about it!

A term used to defend why you choked your girl friend. Can be applied to any situation in which you would rather not answer questions. Works to your advantage because people who asked you the question don't even realize you avoided answering the question. For best results use while wearing a tophat

Mott: Hey Devon where were you last week?
Devon: Don't worry about it!
Mott: Wow I can't believe the rumors that you strangled your girlfriend are false.

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don't have one

when someone asks you a question or sends you a bullitin on myspace about what is your favorite color, song, food, species of bird... etc... and you don't have one.

Myspace Bullitin: What is your favorite color?

Person: Umm, don't have one. O.k. give me a break already it's just a stupid survey.

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