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Elijah is a kind, caring, smart, funny and good-looking guy.He may seem shy at first but once you get to know him, he really doesn't know how to shut up (which is kind of cute).Super athletic you may find him playing football with the guys.He will always act dumb but is actually really smart.He can be one of the bestest friends you'll ever have (if you can get one one as a boyfriend even better).He will seriously drop whatever he's doing to help you.In conclusion, if you know somebody named Elijah, don't let them go, you will regret it.
Girl drops her book*
Elijah:Are you okay?
Helps her with the books*
Girl:Thanks
Elijah:No problem, Whats your name?
Girl:Lizzy
Elijah: Can I have your number?
Lizzy: Sure
Fastfoward 2 years Elijah and Lizzy are starting high school sophomore year and a happy couple.
Based off a true story*
Breaks your heart infront of you. Very kind and caring. Makes everyone around him happy.
Elijah was at the party.
A player. An absolute chad filled with tons of unregulated swag. Anyone who comes near him immediately orgasms.
dam bruh elija *cums*.
Elijah is so baller.
I beat my dick to Elijah every night bro.
Elijah's are in unison and are secretly a hive mind made up of members hiding in the shadows called the Super Elijah Council of Secrets Aka S.E.C.S(sex)
The Elijah's are organizing an event
An Elijah is the Lord of dumbness. He feeds off stupidity. He lives with his parents until death (dies early from eating Tim tams). Hates basketball and is weird.
Ew, he is such an Elijah. Yuck
That one trick pony who is a Defensive End for the Calgary Rebels, he can get lit in the locker room and he can hoop (A little). He has a nice whack Lonzo Ball form.
Just that guy like fuck is you talking about
Pulls all girls
Has 30 million dollars
G.O.A.T
Damn you seen elijah I wish I was like him