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a clothing store where every other conformist preppy bitch can go and buy shxt that noone actually likes just buys it to be "cool"
Kid that wears american eagle: yeah i just bought a 50 dollar plain white shirt that has ae on it
Non-conformist kid:hey why don't you try being an individual
AE kid:whats that?
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Similar to a flying squirrel, a Bald Eagle occurs as you stretch your ballsack out by the edges while you get your salad tossed while simultaneously receiving a hand job from a girl kneeling in front of you.
Matt: I need to go out to the airport to catch a bald eagle.
Canon: Hope he's good looking...
Matt: (Punches Canon)
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A preppy-esque store, usually emulates Abercrombie, Hollister and other shitty quality overpriced stores that were formerly quite popular to teens and their pre-teen younger siblings.
A store for poor people on the east end of Long Island (New York, and no, not the city dumbass). A store for modest christians with a simple, typical, run-of-the-mill all american, athletic, school spirity attitudes.
The antichrist of creativity, and fashion among the youth due to looks solely inspired by watered down trends, not having anything to do with inspiration at all.
Shame on me for going to American Eagle "Outfitters," I was succumb to their $30 moccasins and $12 buy-one-get-one-free striped tees! damn it.
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Passing out spread eagle with blood stains on your panties.
Shit, Rob, I just started my period. Whatever happens tonight don't let me pass out blood eagle.
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A place where kids shop because they can't afford Abercrombie and Fitch clothes
i have no money, thats ok lets just go to American eagle
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A daring sex act, where the man takes a woman from behind, as she leans over a railing or windowsill. The man must shave her head ahead of time, so he can then cum on her bald head and shove her out of the window while yelling "PLAY FREEBIRD!!!"
hey bob, was that your wife i saw on the front lawn this morning?
yeah, had a good bald eagle session this morning heheh.
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When you grab the handlebars on your chair, push down against the seat really hard, and squeeze a fart out. It gives you that classic high-pitched "SQUEEEEEEEE!" kind of sound
"Ben's screaming eagle made the whole stadium laugh!"
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