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Waking up to find your penis (usually morning wood) visible out the bottom, side, top, or through the pee slot of one's underwear. When sleeping with or around others (i.e. slumber party, crashing on a girl's sofa on the second date), you are usually the last to realize, causing embarrassment to one's self and laughter to the other party/parties.
1. “I went out with this guy the other day. He got totally drunk, made an ass out of himself then couldn’t drive. I felt bad and let him sleep on the couch. When I got up in the morning to kick him out, he had a total egg roll sticking out of his boxers. As if!!”
2. “At scout camp, Kyle comes walking out to get breakfast and pulled a total egg roll. We laughed so hard. He felt so dumb he walked home eight miles.”
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One who is a genuine fuckwad & who may also suck eggs in their free time.
"Look at that egg sucker over there"
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When a bird or other animal that can lay eggs poops a big poop it's a poop egg
Person 1: HOLY SHIT MY BIRD LAYED A POOP EGG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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The action of slapping someones head that is shaped like an egg
Alvin: wassup
Jack: Dont make me crack an egg
Alvin: Thats rude...
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When you ease an egg into the ass of your girl, then you fuck her pussy so hard it actually scrambles in her ass! Then you feed it to the neighbors kids!
The scrambled egg popped up agin! The whole neighborhood is eating cereal now!
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A lump of doo-doo unexpectedly delivered during a rim job.
I was tossing Big Red's salad when suddenly hit a bonus egg.
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Another term for a load of semen.
Joe dropped a load of man egg on anne.
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