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evan culver

That one kid

hes pretty lit evan culver

by soccerstarbarney January 29, 2018


Izzy evans

Izzy likes memes and usually draws all the time and eats alot

Izzy evans is a none athletic person

by Max_is_hot August 04, 2019


Sharkboi Evan

An amazing person and the best friend you can ever ask for!! Even though he’s older, xe is still short. They always have your back and never leave your side!! Also he’s very fruity.

Me: is it alright if Sharkboi Evan comes over?
Mom: of course! We all love Evan! Tell Evan that he’s accepted in our house!

by Sister in law flo March 31, 2022


Evan Kowalewski

that weird kid who looks like he's from whoville

Its Evan Kowalewski, watch out for the grinch!

by blind_squirrel June 08, 2022


Evan's Gnome

Similar to the laws of thermodynamics, Evans Gnome is an immutable truth of the knowable universe:

"Nothing that only men like is cool."

Jim: "Joe Rogan and Elon Musk are playing Call of Duty."

Chad: "So?"

Steve: "Wow, that demonstration of Evan's Gnome was very astute."

by hasbinbad October 18, 2021


Evan Halpenny

Legend has it that if you touch Evan Halpenny good things come to you.... oh no wait nothing is better than Evan.

person: “is it a bird”?

“is it a plane”?
Me: “No bitch it’s Evan Halpenny”

by mr.appleman April 10, 2021


evan rosa

has an awful foot fetish , will beg you for feet pics

“dude evan rosa just snapped me”

“ he is definitely asking you for feet pics

“ yo what the fuck

by jwalden1878 October 16, 2019