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Guy who watches youtube instead of doing homework.
Evan Lai is watching youtube instead of doing homeowork.
Izzy likes memes and usually draws all the time and eats alot
Izzy evans is a none athletic person
An amazing person and the best friend you can ever ask for!! Even though he’s older, xe is still short. They always have your back and never leave your side!! Also he’s very fruity.
Me: is it alright if Sharkboi Evan comes over?
Mom: of course! We all love Evan! Tell Evan that he’s accepted in our house!
Similar to the laws of thermodynamics, Evans Gnome is an immutable truth of the knowable universe:
"Nothing that only men like is cool."
Jim: "Joe Rogan and Elon Musk are playing Call of Duty."
Chad: "So?"
Steve: "Wow, that demonstration of Evan's Gnome was very astute."
Legend has it that if you touch Evan Halpenny good things come to you.... oh no wait nothing is better than Evan.
person: “is it a bird”?
“is it a plane”?
Me: “No bitch it’s Evan Halpenny”
has an awful foot fetish , will beg you for feet pics
“dude evan rosa just snapped me”
“ he is definitely asking you for feet pics”
“ yo what the fuck”
A oceanic specimen who's been bred by two males , runs like he has 3 toes on one leg . He hopes to perform a Mexican Pancake on one of his brothers called Billy Evans
"look a Rhys Evans - half nonce half monkey who swings from tree to tree"