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faire une Auzon

Croire sur parole ce que l'on raconte, ne pas comprendre le troll, être naïf et légèrement con.

AH ! Tu pensais vraiment qu'il était sérieux ? Tu as fait une Auzon.
faire une Auzon

by Rikudowo December 04, 2019


Fair as a goat’s ass

A clear day or clean complexion.

(Most likely born of the observation that goats poop neat and dry little pellets, therefore leaving their back sides clear and clean.)

1. It’s fair as a goat’s ass outside today.

2. His/her skin is as fair as a goats ass.

by NorthOakCliffer March 19, 2021


Jizz Fair

A farmers market, for jizz. Local single men setup jizz huts on Tuesdays, where women can meet and determine DNA they want for their fetus. Once they find a suitable male sample, they barter for a bucket of fresh cream filling to shoot up their clamburger, at one of the many fertilization stations.

Honestly, Gladys, meeting Mr. Right is overrated. I’m ovulating and was thinking of heading to the Jizz Fair again. I’m just ready to get knocked up already.

by sci-isms March 21, 2024


jizz fair

A farmers market, for jizz. Local single men setup lizz huts on Tuesdays, where women can meet and determine DNA they want for their fetus. Once they find a suitable male sample, they barter for a bucket of fresh cream filling to shoot up their clamburger, at one of the many fertilization stations.

Meeting “Mr. Right” is overrated. I was thinking of heading to the jizz fair again. I'm just ready to get knocked up already.

by sci-isms March 24, 2024


fair dinkum deals

fair dinkum deals is fair dinkum deals

I will make you a fair dinkum deal

e.g if you let me kill you, you can slap me after it is done

defined it is fair dinkum deals

by fair dinkum deals January 16, 2017


Fair weather racist

Someone who is only racist for bandwagon purposes. A news story, tv show or *coughs halftime performance can bring them out of the woodwork. Black issue, white issue, it doesn’t matter, a Fair Weather Racist wants the attention and will degrade any and everyone they have to to be a part of the current social backlash. (See also: Douche Canoe)

Wow, the fair weather racists are goin in on Timberlake’s Prince tribute at the halftime.

by Aniki February 05, 2018


Horse Fair

Horse Fair is where willing Mares give themselves up for auction to a Stallion without ever seeing their faces

Josh: I'm really excited for Horse Fair next month, always wanna to experience being used by so many guys.
Frank: Me too, I wonder how many guys I'll have.

by RiLoCh February 13, 2023