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Nucular Family

Basic family model with no liberal values.

No wonder John supports waterboarding, he grew up in a nucular family

by Vakhortazar July 21, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


family with benefits

Similar to friends with benefits, a family with benefits is a group of friends that are close enough to be called a family and have a relationship characterized by random hookups between many/all of the members. The relationship is fucked up, but it works... somehow.

"Did you hear Mary slept with Paul and Rob last weekend?"

"Damn, that girl is definitely bringing this family with benefits closer together!"

by robertoblanco August 19, 2011

8๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Family Guy

Family Guy is an animated TV show created by Seth MacFarlane in 1999. It was then cancelled in 2002, but production then began soon after huge DVD sales kicked in.

Relies on pop culture and flashbacks to various points in history or geography, involving the characters and their hilarious outcomes.

Recently attacked by the creators of South Park, where the writers of Family Guy turned out to be manatees that would take a ball from their tank and put it in a small pile to form an episode.

Although, the episode was completely pointless, because we all know Family Guyโ€™s writing isnโ€™t that great, except for maybe the first 3 seasons as the jokes werenโ€™t as random and were actually interconnected to the story.

Ever since the South Park episodes โ€œCartoon Warsโ€, every South Park fuck has jumped on the bandwagon and hated Family Guy. But what they donโ€™t realize is that if you base a cartoon on total randomness and pop culture, you NEVER run out of material.

The South Park boys wish they had the amount of Family Guyโ€™s audience, too bad.

Who the hell cares whether or not the show has a point? I donโ€™t give a flying fuck, I want to laugh, and when I do, I watch Family Guy.

The exact reason why The Simpsons isnโ€™t funny anymore, if their show was based off pop culture, youโ€™d have never ending material.

South Park joke: Kid crawling up ladies vagina
Audience: lol?
Family Guy joke: Like that time I forgot how to sit down
Audience: OMG HE TACKLED THE CHAIR.

by Sheep Licker July 16, 2006

85๐Ÿ‘ 111๐Ÿ‘Ž


Family Guy

One of the greatest animated shows to be aired on TV which was cancelled because FOX thought they had no viewers which they soon realized they did when adult swim got millions of views, and their DVD's made them made cash. Main characters are the Griffens: Peter, Brian, Lois, Stewie, Meg, and Chirs. Along with their neighbors Cleveland, the black guy, Joe, the crippled cop in a wheelshair, and quagmire, the horny perverted sex freak that whatever he says is hilarious. Family guy uses many hilarious flashbacks along with random scences which makes this show 10x better than the Simpsons and is the best animated show ever.

Guy 1: Family Guy is the best show ever
Guy 2: No way the Simpsons are better
Guy 1: <SMACK> u daumbass family is 10x better

by l Casa l January 31, 2006

183๐Ÿ‘ 257๐Ÿ‘Ž


family-moon

A honey moon which you would celebrate with the bride and bridegrooms family more like a family get-together on a honey moon. All this without the kids.

Hey so after the wedding when do you plan on going to the honey moon, or are you guys planning on going a family-moon?

by roy_arch 09 August 27, 2009

7๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


family ties

the greatest

"man, family ties"

by eeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssa November 29, 2022

4๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


family trip

When your parents take you to a boring place out of fucking nowhere.

Parents: We are going to insert unknown fucking place in sweden here on a family trip!
>Mfw

by Munkedyr123 November 1, 2015

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž