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When you use the same sized condoms as your dad and it fits
"Dude I just tried one of my dads condoms, and to my surprise I filled my father's shoes"
A complex sex move where the male leaves the female right before the action; blueballing her. Usually make up an excuse like "I have to get milk" or "I have to get cigarettes." Then the male never comes back... ever.
Girl: "I can't believe Ron did Father Style with me. I haven't seen him since!"
this is where the father says he’s going to get some cigarettes or Stella and completely ditches the family
Evan: dad can you pick up some candy from the shop
Father: sweet kid
Evan leaves ...
father : stupid little naka thinks am getting him sweets fuk this am not comin back me like kid FUK U EVAN I’m gonna do the disappearing father trick
The slighty lesser known relatives of bib and fanny, made to complete the family tree.
Def: "And your done" or "its finished"
Turn the screw, tighten the knob, and BOOM! Harold's(debra) your father(mother)!!
(Harold's your Father and Debra's your mother)
A famous (or infamous, depending on who you talk to) religious healer who used sandwich-cookies to improve da overall mood of his less-than-chipper followers.
Father Dioreo may indeed have caused his parishioners to feel better --- temporarily, at least --- after gleefully chowing down on da crunchy brown-and-white-layered confectionery TREATS dat he fed them, but in da end they would have actually been **worse** off than before they partook of said "TREATment": not only would da candy have likely done little or nothing to actually reduce da underlying cause of their suffering, but also they would probably have gained weight and gotten cavities in their teeth!
Used to emphasize how old someone is.
"How old is Jerry?"
"Old enough to be your father."
A male in a relationship with someone who has children from a previous relationship, but you are not married yet.
I'm practically his father, but his mother and I are not married yet, so I'm his premarital father.