Rural Dictionary

finger thumbed

The act of an recieving an old-fashion while sporting a small and flaccid penis. Because the penis is so minute and non-erect, the person giving the hand job needs only to use their finger and thumb. Getting finger thumbed often leads to awkwardness, embarrassment, and feelings of inadequacy.

BB1: Hey man, what happened last night with that chick... did you give her that hot beef injection or hardly-working?
BB2: Naw I wish... I couldn't get hard and just got finger thumbed.

by sweet-thickness December 20, 2010

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finger biscuit

The art of farting into your hand, cupping it and thowing it at an unsuspecting persons nose.

I just threw a finger biscuit at the back seat passengers.

by Gunns March 19, 2008

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Cunt Finger

This is the result of grappling with a rather potent haddock pasty, possibly one that hasnt been attended to for a few days. The smell of the ladies clam seems to impregnate the skin of your fingers and succeeds in lingering for up to two full days....even washing with scented soap does nothing to remove the stench.

Dave "Crikey, what on earth is that stench?"
Pete "I got Katy from accounts in a bowling ball grip after the pub last night and now have the worst case of Cunt Finger ever. Its even overpowering the curry I had afterwards!"

by Frosty909 August 31, 2007

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Party finger

1. A gesture in which an individual extends their index finger parallel to the ground and waves it up and down with a supple movement of the wrist. Used in moments of intense excitement, happiness, or satisfaction.

2. A non-verbal invitation to an event in which there will be party fingering.

WOW, that was amazing! (does party finger)

Hey so...tonight at my place? (While doing party finger)

by SethCohen February 5, 2012

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