Noun - typically an old magazine or newspaper that is placed between one's feet and the surface of a coffee table so that the oils and perspiration from the skin of one's feet do not tarnish the surface of afformentioned coffee table as said person uses said coffee table as a foot rest.
Yo dude! Why are you using the sports page as a foot coaster?! I was still reading that.
Hey bro...hand me your sister's copy of Cosmo to use as a foot coaster.
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When a figure skater has feet that are deformed due the tightness, shape, daily wear for many hours and improper fit of their skates. Often resulting in a pump bump (a bump on the back of the heal from the rubbing of a shoe or skate), pointed toes, pain and much more. There is no cure and if often results in the skater not wanting to wear flip flops, no shoes, or shoes that show the feet.
Wow! your feet are strange.
yeah I have skaters foot thats why I don't usually wear flip flops.
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when you pull a fire alarm with your foot at school
yo Tyler is going to pull a school foot 8th period!!!
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Fuck a girl from behind pull out and kick that bitch straight in pussy my niggas. thus making a clapping sound when foot and front part of the ankle come in contact with the pussy/butthole giving you dolby surround sound like claps
Dave: A Bill I donkey punched my first girl lastnight, what ya think about that?!
Bill: Bitch that ain't shit. I kicked the fuck out this bitch pussy lastnight its called getting donkey Footed . Gimmie a call and ill preform one on your mother.
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Sheep's foot is when a male wearing only black dress socks performs pelvic thrusts causing the penis to slap up and down. This is done in an effort to entice a mate but typically produces the opposite effect.
Last night while I was trying to pee, my husband gave me a sheep's foot to the face. Needless to say, he did not get ass.
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A term used that can be said by both male and females, but a girl saying it makes the most sense. Women in feet pornos commonly use the term. It basically means that a guy is being a creepy foot lover and is staring at feet.
Eww, he is such a foot freak. Letβs dangle our flip-flops to make him see all our beautiful parts of our feet.
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The appearance of a mans crouch when the seam of his pants splits his testicles.
Holy shit, did you see Uncle Charlie's bulls foot in those tight sweatpants.
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