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It’s today, just like other lucky days without broken mirrors, black cats, psychopaths, wizards and the number 31. Friday the 31st is the luckiest day ever!
“Thank god it’s Friday THE 31ST!!!”
When working a full week so much that the thought of being friday makes you and your colleagues suffer from a compulsive will to masturbate all the day.
"Happy wanking friday fuckers !"
Dungeons Fridays is a, slang term for a game show on tv.
Hey mum can you change the channel my favourite dungeons Fridays is on.
Twerk Friday Just go and dance on someone go craazy and stupiid!
A computer patching strategy that is was invented to maximize the likelihood of outages, infuriate end-users, and disrupt the work/life balance of system administrators. This strategy is usually conceived by company executives as a knee-jerk reaction to some longstanding but previously-unknown threat, and with no input from (or regard for) the sysadmins responsible for implementing it.
"Why were all the systems down when everyone came into work Monday morning?"
"Patch Friday"
"Sorry guys, I can't go for beers. It's patch Friday."
Fatal Friday is where you wake up and start drinking on special Fridays, drinking through school and work.
Dude last Friday before summer let's do a fatal Friday
A day where everyone is required to wear a flannel. Flannel Friday occurs every Friday.
Today is flannel Friday you better wear a flannel or else I’ll murder your family