friend atm

Paying for a group meal using your credit card in order to withdraw cash from your friends.

Adam just got $40 cash out from the friend ATM at lunch today.

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Friend Equilibrium

The point at which one's overall number of friends on Facebook (or other social networking site) Stays at roughly the same number. This phenomenon occurs when one has maintained a profile for a few years, and the rate at which that person is making new friends is equal to the rate at which old friends forget about the person and remove him/her from their friends lists.

Person 1: "That's so weird... I just added Mike and Jane as friends last week, but I'm back to 563 friends again."

Person 2: "Ah, I see you have finally reached friend equilibrium."

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Best Friend

The friend you favor over all other friends.

You are my best friend, I have only one because best means one.

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Dearest friend

A word for defining the most caring and supportive friend you have ever met. They make you live your life to its fullest and they will be there always there for you. You love being with them and talking about your feelings and about everything in general. Take care of them!

"Oh, yes, Isa is my dearest friend, she's amazing!"

unfiltered friend

That good friend with whom you can be your authentic and unedited self.

I’d much rather hang out with you, my unfiltered friend!

Friend Tenure

Noun,

After having a friendship that has lasted for a long time the friends have a sort of tenure that allows them to say and do things that other people would not be able to, and also exempts them from most consequences.

Paul - "Hey Jeff, why did you let Jasmine say that about you?"
Jeff- "I know she was just kidding and I've known her my whole life; she has friend tenure."

dick-friend

1. a cock blocking friend.

2. a friend who always tries to have sex with the girl your trying to get with.

3. a friend who tries to have sex with your friends.

4. a friend with great sexual impulses.

Nate: man, Morris is suck a dick-friend.

Tye: yeah, he tried to steal my FwB

Nate: he cock blocked me last night...

Morris: hey, whatsup? where's Rachel?

Tye: go f**k yourself.