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Between the ages of 7-19 these mythical creatures can best be described as tumors. Some of their defining traits are having balls the size of raisins, having more then 3 pairs of shoes, acting depressed, and being shorter then 5’1’.If you encounter one of these entity’s make sure that you run as far as you can as its fat ass won’t be able to keep up with you. Make sure you lock your door for extra protection. If you are met with a situation where you must confront them then the best thing to do is to tell their parents. If that doesn’t work then curb-stomp their fucking face in.
Fortnite Gamer: throws stick at kid in fight
Other child: fucking body’s him
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Magical Gamer is a Fortnite STW YouTuber. He does scammer gets scammed videos in 2021. Even though he still does them he is better than other scammer gets scammed YouTubers. He is also a simp and apparently a nub at BR.
Look it's magical gamer he probably scammed someone today.
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When you're a hardcore gamer with an arkward leg position whilst pwning on games - the result after a couple of years is having loss quite a large amount of hair from the backs of your legs due to such harsh gaming the friction has caused hair loss
Craig wondered why it looked like someone had shaved his back of his leg. I cryed with laughter until upon further inpection of my own legs I realised I also was bald as a fucking coot. Gamer legs for life
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This one is especially for gaymers, it is when you stick your controller up your ass and then you turn on vibrate
Danny: I definately a gamer masterbater
Steve: Yeah me too
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This is where a guy is playing a computer game, while being sucked off by a girl or guy.
Yo dude, my girlfriend gave me a gamer's dream under my computer desk while playing WoW last night!
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Being “pro gamer” means to be neutral in a conversation about a controversial topic
Joe: hey Fella, are you pro life, or pro choice
Fella: bruh, I’m pro gamer
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An "Epic Gamer" is someone who is very good at video games, hell, even sudoku. This person is also a major CHAD as well, and will treat every gamer he/she comes across with respect and kindness.
Person #1: YOOOOOOO! WHY IS HE SO GOOD AT ANIMAL CROSSING?!?!?!!?
Person #2: Well good sir, he is, without a doubt, an Epic Gamer.
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