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1) A new age version of a baby shower. Often times, the guests, and occasionally the parents, are "unaware" of the offspring's gender, even though someone had tk know in order to get the right color down (pink for females, blue for males). Gifts, money, food (and for today's desperates, Cash App) are all expected to be given or presented at this party.
2) an event that sparks huge wildfires in dry & drought-stricken California. The El Dorado Wildfire was caused by homosapiens needing to reveal their offspring's gender. End result was a massive wildfire.
Amber on the phone with Ashley: "baby showers are sooooooo 90s. Let's do a gender reveal party! We can use motorcycle exhaust to reveal the gender. Also, no friends with less than $1k in their checking can attend".
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when you plan to reveal a baby's sex, only to misuse a pyrotechnic to start a raging wildfire.
A pyrotechnic device at a gender reveal party sparked one of the California wildfires, burning over 8,600 acres
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Celebrated on January 2, when the population of the world rejoices and celebrates the fact that there are only 2 genders. Man and Woman.
John: Who's ready for Jan. 2?! The national day for the ONLY 2 genders to exist!!!
Sam: I'm so Excited for National 2 Gender Day!!!!
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During birth, as the shape of the human child begins to take form, a duck bill also is formed. In about a week, the bill will drop off and either attach to the infant's waist, or it will journey inside the anal cavity. If the bill attaches to the waist, it becomes a penis. If it does not, the child remains a female. Some anomalies may occur, such as attaching to the nipple. This will cause a disease known as Retardednippleemia which is common if the woman who is pregnant has many sex partners. Another common defect that may occur is when two bills form and one bill tunnels up the anal cavity and the other one will attach to the waist. The male born will be homosexual. Another exception to this rule is when no duck bill forms which also causes the female to become homosexual. Science has recently proved this to be true.
Surprisingly, some doctors refuse to accept The Galvis Theory of Gender Decision, however Professor Rarington Rockwood has agreed with Galvis's theory for quite some time.
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National gender day is On November 25 everyone Swap genders.Girls act like boys. Boys act like girls. Whether it means dressing like the opposite gender if you want to go the extra mile.
Person 1:Hey are you ready for National Swap Genders day.
Person 2:What’s that?
Person 1: On November 25 everyone swaps genders.Girls act like boys.Boys act like girls.
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It's when someone offends your gender
Boy1: Are you transgender?
Boy2: Are you assuming my gender?
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The profession where one's gender is not assumed, but rather specified as a flavor of vape. Usually has cock, hence the "pen." You could be any flavor and have any accessories with your vape pen gender and anyone who doesn't agree with it is worse than Hitler and should be burned in the oven.
"Dude! I sexually identify as a vape pen gender! I'm oat flavored and have the jewish flag with ashes on it."
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