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When you fly halfway across the United States only to have your boy ditch you.
I was raised by my mother. My dad George at KBBQ’d me when I was born.
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When a person or people that you know and trust back-stab you by arranging a meeting (usually lunch) to talk about you. Not only are you insulted by not being invited, you're also the subject of the discussion AND are lied to both before and after about where they went. The thing is though, you know about it all along, but don't say anything because you're too polite and mild-mannered, but then you live to regret it for the rest of your miserable life.
Brent: Hey Mark, where are your colleagues?
Mark: They're off having lunch at Georges.
Brent: Oh. And they didn't invite you?
Mark: Of course not, they're biatches, remember? And also that would impede their discussion, as it is me they are there to shit upon.
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A member of the band known as the Beatles, George Harrison is a god amongst men, clearly the best Beatle by far. He did die though, but one day George Harrison will come back from his slumber and rule humanity as their savior and god.
Person 1: Hey, who’s the best Beatle
Person 2: George Harrison you idiot
Person 1: I knew that! I was just testing to see if you were a competent human being.
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A man who is terribly attractive. Saying so little is like making him an equal with Brad Pitt, which is so unfair. The truth of the matter is that George Clooney is much more than good-looking. He is the man. He doesn't look 42 because he was actually born in 1961, which would make him a little older. Which means he looks amazing for his age. Not that he's old. George has captured audiences with his charm and humor. He gets viewers' attention seemingly effortlessly. A film with his name can not help but do well.
Who wouldn't marry George Clooney?
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The high schools meanest bitch, biggest whore, and the biggest shit starter. Her looks distract everyone from the real demon inside. Most likely has a hot boyfriend ( probably a jock ) everyone is nice to her because they think if theyre nice, their name wont come out of her mouth but.. the only thing that comes out of her mouth other than names is literal cum
That Regina George talked shit about my boyfriend
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The biggest sell out on the planet.
George Lucas only cares about money.
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He may be homosexual, he may have been charged with an act of lewdness, but the man's musical talent shoots all of the negativity down in flames.
He is an amazing songwriter and singer, he done such great pieces of music, particularly in his solo career, and he remains one of the most influential figures in Britsh music today.
Great songs include 'As', the duet he did with Mary J. Blige, 'Fast Love', 'Outside' and many more.
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