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Nod Goblin- noun
A fantasy explanation/ or excuse for the men loss or misplacing of valuable personal items or narcotics while losing consciousness after taking powerful narcotics yourself.
Example:
“ yo G what happened to the 8 ball I gave you lastnight?”
“ idk man, nod goblins musta got it”.
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“ yo G what happened to the 8 ball I gave you lastnight?”
“ idk man, nod goblins musta got it”.
A creature that visits you that places self doubt or bad thoughts in your head.
“Dawg I was visited by the dark goblin last night after that fight. I don’t wanna break up with her but I was definitely thinking about it”
A Minecraft player who continuously spins in a circle while individually dropping every piece of coal he owns.
Well Kaleb, Jacob really was being a coal goblin tonight.
An expression used to express how ugly something is.
I met a fine girl in the club, but her friends were googly goblins!
When someone is jerking off two cocks close to their face with their tongue out. Its called this because the action makes it look like youre stabbin some goblins
Where's Ally? Is she off stabbing goblins again?
The goblin friend is not the same as a crack head friend. They make weird sounds. Their music taste is genuinely scary to others. NEVER FEED PAST 12 AM YOU WILL REGRET IT!!!!!!
Jake: Look there’s Rylie
Angalina: Yeah she’s our goblin friend
Jake: I’m sorry you WHAT
Well you see here these are what you wrote about in geography when you don’t know the real answer. These little fellas swim the rivers of Danube and capture pirates and other people to take back to their caves and eat them old sons. In other words. The Middle East is a pretty messed up place if ya ask me
The Danube goblins stole my husbands sunglasses and bit off his toes.