Goose neck

A penis, typically non-Chode.

That bitch bad. I want her to eat my goose neck

Goosed up

To have or give goosebumps , to get spooked, scared, startled

“That made me goosed up”

The Canada Goose

The act of inserting wonder bread with the force of the thumb into the rectum of a female participant, followed by the act of retrieval using all 5 fingers in a pecking motion.

Man, can I borrow your nail clippers, I can’t get rid of all the shit under my fingernails after The Canada Goose with my girlfriend last night.

Goose Egg

When you pop one of your balls out of the side of your pants.

Ayo my homie Errol just popped a Goose Egg

Goose egg

A Goose egg is when a guy squeezes his nut to look like a goose egg

"Hey Gary check out my Goose egg"

Goose Egg

A singular testicle.

Would you like to see my Goose Egg? *shows one testicle*

Goose Eggs

1. The delightfully sweet and hearty shell-encased life containers of the most mysterious animal; the Goose.
2. The ovaries of a *VERY* fertile woman
3. A couple 0’s
4. Bold investments

“My goose eggs will put goose eggs in her bank account, then she’ll cook those goose eggs in my french toast and imma scramble her shit”