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A heavy bag hero is someone who doesn’t train in a boxing gym but hits a heavy bag, giving them the false identity of a boxer.
Jimmy- “Shawn said he wants to spar with you”
John- “Shawn? Man that kid don’t box he’s a heavy bag hero”
Jimmy - “ yeah you’re right he came to my gym once and cried after sparring 🤣”
The thickest tank
Person 1: That's one big tonk
Person 2: you mean the type 5 heavy
Person 1: sure...
Names of people Jack Zac Tom Ned Charlie Grinch Lana Greg and all Girls
Zac says to Charlie jeez your heavy
To carry oneself with authority. To seem or be invincible. Neither having nor displaying fear. The opposite of fearful sneaking or easing around. Etc.
A brother would never bother you as you walk too heavy.
Two fat hairy grown male/female exhausted from partaking in sweaty anal sex.
We did some hairy butt fucking last night.
I’m exhausted from some serious heavy butt fucking.
Ok well this is a really f’ed up ordeal says the wife to be of the great DrPhil her name is VaLoriah. She also bares the title of sleeping booty/buddy to PW when DrPhil is gone to work. So here it is- it happens when you’re playing on Snapchat and you hand your phone to her BAM! She suddenly stricken with heavy phone syndrome! There’s no cure apparently for this ailment however it does cause more than excessive whining as the stricken iPhone holder will go on and on for days about this extreme pain that has befell her extremity. After I don’t know a week maybe the weary soul will stop experiencing this nasty arm fatigue and it will drift from her mind but for Gods sake DO NOT LET HER HOLD YOUR PHONE AGAIN!
Also by Princess Weirdo
Also still didn’t get into my account
VaLoriah- Ohhhhh my arm hurts cuz your phone was soo very heavy! Ohhhh!
DrPhil- what’s wrong with wifey PW? What did you do to her?
VaLoriah- Awwww the pain!!
DrPhil- PW I demand an answer! Why is wifey hurting?
VaLoriah- take me to the hospital!
PW- DrPhil she is holding my phone She came down with heavy phone syndrome ok!
DrPhil- It doesn’t even have a case.
1. Noun referring to a heavy metal fan who subscribes to the ideology of heavy metal purism.
2. Noun referring to a heavy metal musician who does not incorporate elements from outside of the heave metal genre into his or her music.
Also referred to as 'metal purist' or 'metal-purist'.
When the name of Kuopio's choirmaster was revealed in autumn, heavy metal purists got upset.
Following the breakup of the Runaways and the huge success of Joan Jett's first two albums, Lita Ford emerged as a solo artist and a true heavy metal purist.
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