hi jinx

Sayin' "I played a hi-jinx on that person". A joke, comical act, or practical joke.

"Ah you fell for the flat tire joke!" is a hi jinx

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Hi gays

The first thing a troll will say in any conversation in order to be funny or something.

Troll: Hi gays i not be the trollin...
Guy1: Fuck you

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His/her

Used by people who don’t know “their” can be used as a singular pronoun or are too scared to use “their” as a singular pronoun because they are transphobic af.

Person 1: Is this his/her bag?
Person 2: You can just say “their” but yeah, it’s their bag.

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hi are ye

A silly slang greeting that is supposed to sound like a Northern Ireland accent asking "How are you?"

Hi are ye?
Very well, tank-ye!

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his nudeness

a male who is particularly good at being nude, possibly nude very often, usually occurring at parties, while having sex, walking the dog, etc. This male may be refered to as his nudeness, or his nudeness sir.

I saw his nudeness earlier today, he was nude.

Or

Hello his nudeness sir, how are you today?

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hi hi puffy amiyumi

it's like a show with to rock stars who are japanese and bad stuff is always happening to them and the animation is really crappy and the story line kinda sucks but then it's made for like little kids who will watch anything.

me: hey have you seen that one show on cartoon network?
chibi-san: what's it called?
me: hi hi puffy amiyumi.
chibi-san: yup it's really retarded.
me: yeah.... hey want to watch Fullmetal Alchemist?
chibbi-san: yeah that sounds cool

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Hi Ho

A sammich made in Tangipahoa Parish in Louisiana. A BBQ sammich that i always end up paying for when my DAUGHTER comes to visit. A sammich that you need 500 napkins to wipe up the mess off your face. A BBQ that you need teefpicks to clean your grill afterwards.

Jennifer ate the HI HO sammich so fast, it was all over her face & stuck up in her grill.

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