hooked balls

is when you get kicked so hard in the testicles they come out of your mouth looking like a ball with a hook on it

that man just got hooked balls from that girl

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fluffy hook

when someone sticks their finger up their ass and gets shit and ass hair on it and then creates a fish hook with their finger and sticks it in someone else's mouth.

kevin- "what'd you do to make jeremy so mad?"

greg- "aww, i gave him a fluffy hook the other night."

kevin- "ewwwww. no way man, that's nasty."

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hook & a half

A nose, one of noticably non-American ethnic descent with a crookedness differing on each side of the profile

"Damn, that girls gotta a hook & a half!"

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Captain Hook

First start with her dog-style with you behind. Next you need to extend your index, ring and pinkie. The third step you need to line up and ram the index finger in the butt and the two other fingers in the vag. Make sure you have the index finger on your free hand curled to resemble a fish hook. When you ram it in, you'll 'shock' her and make her look back. This is when you want to use that 'fish hook.' Slide that finger in her mouth and pull back like you got a Marlin.

When I was attacking Catory from behind she yelled harder...so I pulled out and gave Tinker Bell the old Captain Hook!

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J Hook

To curl your finger in a J shape and use it to lift someone's breast in an upward motion. Usually only done to fat kids or girls with big boobs.

My Girl friend annoyed me so much today, I had no choice but to J Hook her so hard her boob hit her in the face.

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Hook up

I have absolutely no idea anymore. It's one of those ambiguous terms that could mean anything from making out to having sex. Its only purpose is to confuse everyone and evoke numerous debates.

Amelia: "Hook up is either getting off or sex."
Theo: "hook up just means sex..."
Amelia: "I'll prove it! Check Urban dictionary."

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junt hook

When someone sticks their finger up the ass hole and through to the vagina. If it is not specified who is doing the junt hooking it is your father.

I got junt hooked so hard last night I think the hole is permanent. (dad)
David junt hook me now!

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