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when a bunch of native New Yorkers beat up a tourist to show them what its like to live in New York
Ryan got a real New York Experience when some black and dominican kids jumped him for standing in the middle of a sidewalk
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This event consists of ejaculation, twice in one session of masterbation. There are no breaks allowed and porn must be used to conquer this masterfull feat. It is named the New York Marathon because to accomplish this feat you need to have physical and mental endurance. Just like the Nike motto, JUST DO IT.
I got blue balled so bad that i had to do a New York Marathon to get all the cum out of me.
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One of the best cities in the world. It has some flaws, though. See, if New York were a person, Brooklyn and Staten Island would make up its asshole. Brooklyn and Staten Island = New York City's asshole.
Aside from that, it's a great city.
B: shaolin, represent yo
C: we'z from cRoOkLyN dawg
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These people must be thrown in a vat of acid. Then NY would be perfect.
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football team that thinks its the center of the world; hasn't been to great since Parcells won 2 Super Bowls for 'em
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A very overrated newspaper that the majority of folks depend on to get their news about everything. Mostly shares populist and moderately liberal viewpoints, with an inherent bias towards the US. The op-eds can sometimes come off as a bit moralizing. Not a bad news source by any means, but far from being the greatest newspaper.
Someone: What do you think about the New York Times?
Me: eh, it's alright I guess.
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Approximately 36 seconds, as opposed to the normal 60 seconds in a minute
"So would you do her?"
"In a new york minute."
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*manning conspiracy
i find it very convinient that for the second year in a row, a manning has beaten the patriots and we all know the mannings hate the patriots and how big of endorsement whores they are. hmmm...
and i'm a cowboys fan. well, there's bias against the new york giants because of that. but that's not the point.
oh, and eli still sucks you fucking morons.
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