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To pull your ballsack out of your fly and then zip to a suitable point as to which the sack becomes taut; the balls assuming the shape of the two sides of the brain whilst veins serve to add to the realism of the shape.
The ultimate purpose of such a maneuver being to offend when engaging in light conversation with others, subsequently enjoying the outrage when they discover the brain, whilst throughout experiencing the gentle caress of a light breeze on the sack.
Essentially a ball walk but requiring more art to pull off effectively and comfortably yet yielding a much more comical and appropriate name.
Jonny enjoyed walking the brain on a spring day, he was surprised just how long it took some people to notice his nuts were out during his strolls.
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Internet slang for when someone, or something (usually a fictional character), is worming their way into your thoughts constantly.
"I have Emet-Selch brain worms so bad. I just can't stop thinking about him and the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV."
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Adjective: Used to describe when you cannot make sense of something, or to describe a person most commonly your friend that has said some dumb shit or is dumb.
Omg! Harry is having a monkey brain moment.
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(N) The term used to explain the phenomenon that occurs when one has an intense need to take a massive dump. All cognitive processing is rendered hopeless. Often, even the simplest of questions seem like logarithms. Ones only thoughts consist of preventing the mud butt blast. Images of sharting in ones underpants haunt the afflicted.
In addition to cognitive processing, motor skills are also affected, mainly in the extremities. The focus, rather, is shifted to sphincter control. Common symptoms include, but are not limited to, pigeon walking, buttcheek clenching, hand on the anus, short choppy steps that appear similar to watching a midget run, all of which culminate in the jogging in place once you reach the toilet, scrambling to assume the position. Facial expressions such as the blue eagle are quite common and often one becomes fishbelly white in the face.
Jon was asked a simple question such as "What are some of your hobbies?" Since he had dump on the brain, his answer was less than sufficient and he was not hired at Wendy's.
Sean was on a conference call when he was immediately stricken with dump on the brain. Whats worse, he forgot to hit the mute button as his asshole exploded into the toilet.
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When you penetrate someone's ear with you wang and it goes out the other side, and that leaves the victim cross-eyed.
Stacy has to permanently look at her nose since I gave her a Brain Scrambler.
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An involuntary release of stupidity. Usually at the least opportune time.
Fred had a momentary brain fart and forgot that he left his term paper at home.
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