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An entire engineering textbook miniaturized to an 8.5 x 11 sheet of paper.
I need stereoscopic glasses to differentiate between the red and blue layers of notes on my equation sheet.
Ejaculate, come, male climax
Act of projecting semen out of the body through one's cock
Did you drop a spread sheet?
Yeah! All over her face and she licked it.
poopin on da bed, specifically one with a white sheet.
William: watchya doin?
Bob: oh nofing, just sheeting on the bed.
William: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?! stop it right now or i'll slap ur butt off!
The cloth that covers the pillow case that holds the actual pillow.
You should change your pillow sheets every other day to keep them from building up dead skin cells.
Meghan asked Larry what his favorite brand of fitted sheet were. He said SKYN
1. The act of one or more homospapiens engaging in the action of smoking the doobies and or pot smoking whilst making an attempt to conver the smell with a dryer sheet.
2. The use of a dryer sheet on either the room vents or through the use of a toilet paper roll to cover the scent of your weed smoke.
(If you attempt this action keep in mind that you may think it works but in fact you are too toasted to realize that you are just committing the act of douchebaggery and everyone knows what you are doing.)
Jack: Hey what is that smell?
Mikko: That is just my cockblocking roommate baking the sheets.
Jack: Oh that's why I smell mountain fresh air mixed with weed and a hint of ass. What a douchebag.
Mikko: Agreed, lets wait until he is totally blazed then drop him off in front of Flamethrowers down town.
Another word for immature dorks who are cocky.
"That guy at the bar last night was such a tool."
"Yeah, spiderman sheets."
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