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Black satin sheets are generally found in the houses of fellas in an attempt to 'attract the ladies.' One may also find a leopard or cheetah print blanket, throw or curtains when finding black satin sheets. Ladies do NOT attempt to lay in the black satin sheets. If the fella also has matching boxers...run; matching STD may come with this guy to complete the package.
See also 'sex sheets'
Ex. 1) The guy had black satin sheets on his bed and a cheetah print throw.
Ex. 2) Michael's black satin sheets were not to be trusted.
Ex. 3) He returned to the room in black satin boxers, then once he pulled away the blanket on his bed it revealed matching black satin sheets. At this point, Jessica knew she was in trouble and ran for the door.
When a girl seems normal and shy at first, but is totally crazy in the sack.
That Lizzie is quiet as hell but she's seriously sheet cray, into DP and everything!
When your arse is itchy but your having a poo, you use a tissue to scratch, you look at the tissue and its covered in shit thick like Nutella spread
person 1; my arse is itchy...
person 2: Go toilet then itchy it with a tissue
person 1: But ill shit
person 2: chocolate sheets baby!!
Noun, An insulting ethnic slur against ghosts and poltergeists. Originated from Seattle in 2011.
I have to move, my house is haunted by those damn sheet backs.
A c.v., if you will, of one's criminal accomplishments
THIS dude had a rap sheet long as my arm. So I hired him to hit some licks.
An entire engineering textbook miniaturized to an 8.5 x 11 sheet of paper.
I need stereoscopic glasses to differentiate between the red and blue layers of notes on my equation sheet.
On your sheets A place where many things happen, if that's watching pornagraphy or the new sex education on Netflix these sheets have seen and been through some really fucked up shit.
Person 1: dude what's on your sheets