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A self-loving prick who loves him/herself so much that he/she would ruin the world around him/her because of his/her immediate interests only leading to his utter destruction because he couldn't take the time to walk over to the ash tray and put his cigarette out because he saw some pretty girls to go be a jackass to, in turn, leading the city's field to catch on fire and the girls throwing him into that fire for being a jackass.
Ergh, that guy is so self-occupied.
Dick.
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An idiot with so great a self-esteem issue that he or she is bigoted against members of his or her own race, gender, national origin, religion, or culture.
What a self-hater! She's whiter than snow yet she not only thinks she's black, she has the unmitigated gall to tell me I'm the hater because I have a problem with those who won't accept themselves as they really are.
I'm tired of conservative women, self-haters who parade around telling us women shouldn't vote.
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When a man uses the excuse that he can't socialise with his friends because he has (or intends to make) arrangements with his partner already.
Selfwhipped is the result of ignoring the advice of the age old adage, bros before hos
Person 1: Can't come for a beer tonight guys, got to go to my girlfriends.
Person 2: You're self-whipped.
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When someone inadvertently makes a fool of themselves or makes an obvious mistake.
I just messed up that mix totally, what a self par.
Oh man! I just totally forgot that blates fact, I've just self parred myself there.
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1. When actual reality conflicts with ones view of reality, the afflicted person rationalizes a permutation of reality that 'feels' better.
2. Typically expresses an inability to distinguish between fact and opinion.
3. Lying to oneself.
Claiming there were dinosaurs on Noah's ark is an exercise in self rationalization.
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Making fun of yourself, or in Newspeak, it's irony.
Dude: "You should be a n00b for Halloween."
n00b: "I can't stand n00b. He's an asshole."
Dude: "lol, Self-Fail."
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When you deny your own actual experience and lie to yourself to convince yourself that something you actually know in your heart of hearts to be true, ISN'T actually true.
Jenny self-gaslights because she has convinced herself that the guy who has cheated on her twice will not cheat again even though he texts other women and is still very active on dating apps.
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