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The annual tradition of returning to ones parent's house. Armed with a perfect excuse to lounge around wearing a goofy red hat and bathrobe. Drinking peppermint schnapps and hot-buttered rum, and smoking spearmint sheesha as a daily routine.
Q; How is your winter intercession going?
A: This is Christmas Break man, it's the college-lifestyle at the expense of my parents.
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a sex game where a man dresses up as santa and sits on a chair. a group of women all make individual lists of 10 things they want and one by one they fuck him while reading the list. once one woman is done reading the list the next one starts fucking him… and so on until one makes the man ejaculate. who ever makes Santa ejaculate wins one of the objects on the list
all the bad girls wanna play Christmas List with Santa
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Used to mean the first day of a the woman's menstrual cycle. Can be metaphorical to the morning of December the 25th, because one awakens to view giant red packages under the tree, or bush.
Maura kicked her dog and was bitchy because it was Christmas morning.
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A fetish or act of sexual deviance so abhorrent that the participant only indulges once a year.
Kenny would pay a hooker to beat him and make him cry during sex for his Christmas Jones. He'd then spend the next six months feeling guilty followed by a quick transition into six more months of anticipation.
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When an unsuspecting person is bending over you jab them in the ass with ur thumb and yell christmas snake
Yesterday jamie was bending over to tie his shoe and i gave him a christmas snake
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Getting little if anything for Christmas.
This year I hope you get the Christmas shaft; fucker.
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The title given to an individual born during the month of September. The duration of a female's pregnancy normally lasts 9 months, therefore, the individual was conceived during December.
Mason: It's my birthday today!
Jordan: What date is it?
Mason: 19th September
Jordan: Sucked in Christmas Accident!
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