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The new, redesigned, peppy "muscle" car of the future that will only be available in 4-cylinders totally making a mockery of the Mustang line, all to please the global warming fantics and enviromentalists.
2016 Ford Mustang: Think rebadged base Ford Probe...or escort.
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Slow 5.0 v8 or v6 Twin tUrbO. Neither model f150s could pull a wet stick out of a dogs ass. They are the rice of trucks.
Hey get your Ford f-150 out of my front yard it’s depreciating the value of my house buy just being in the same town you truck rice liberal
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A truck for wussy men,whose dicks are the size of a 3 year old boys.
Also driven by fat retared wussy men and retarded dumb fat bitches talking on cell phones talking about how they should go to the gym one of these days while they gorge themselves on fast food. These evil assholes who put us all in danger with their looser mobiles also like to live in delusional world where they think some looser mobile makes them tough, while they can't run one block or do a set of reps with a 5lb weight.
Joe the small dicked looser was headed to the gym ,a place he had not seen in months, in his Ford F-150, until he saw a McDonalds and turned around and went their to make sure he would not have to be able to see his small dick beyond his fatty overhang.
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A car that wants to be luxurious but fails at doing so. Mostly owned by men with large dicks, who often love other men.
Look at the homo cruising around in the Ford Thunderbird
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Every little boys dream. But for 60grand...youd expect more than a dressed up overweight Ford Focus. 2ltr, in a truck that size ? Ok it has 2 turbos....and aparently has the same 10 speed transmission as the Actual f150 Raptor....why ? Because it needs all the extra gears to survive lol....Fucking awesome concept with a 💩 result....id sooner own a pootrol.
Chick; oh hey, sorry i didnt hear you pull up, my electric leg shaver must of drowned out the sound of your car ?
Bloke; Car ? Nah ive got a truck. A Ford Raptor 🥰
Chick;Oh fuck yeah, i love them...6.2ltrs of pure sex, 411horsepower from the factory....oh man, i love love love love them...ive watched every youtube video...read so much about them....i cant believe im dating someone with a Raptor....it makes me soooo wet...im so turned on rite now 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
Bloke; aaaHhhh nah, its not that Raptor 😩
....aaahhh its a Ford Ranger Raptor 😁
Chick; What the fuck did you say ?
Bloke; Umm, yeah so its a Ford Ranger Rapt...
Chick; FUCKOFF ! YOUR KIDDING RIGHT ? 🤬 Ranger and Raptor dont ever fit in the same category ! Please tell me that its still got at the very least the 411horsepower 6.2ltr V8 !
Bloke; Yeah nah, its a twin turbo though 😨
Chick; So its a twin turbo V8 then ?
Bloke; Ah nope 😓
Chick; Ah ok, so its a twin turbo V6 then ? Thats still ok i guess...🤔
Bloke; ah nope 😪
Chick; So, your telling me it hasnt got a V8.
You telling me it dosent even have a V6 ? WTF does it have ? 🤬
Bloke; it has a 10speed transmission, and a twin turbo 2ltr engi....
Chick; Wait wait what ! It has a 2ltr twin turbo engine ? And you have the balls to look me in the eye and say "Oh i have a Ford Raptor"......Get the fuck outta here you fucking idiot ! Next your gonna tell me you happily paid 60grand for it.
Bloke;😱🥵😭🥶🤮🤫
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Your beater car you buy because you can’t afford to keep wrecking your good car driving to work
The HDS operator just got him a dirty Ford Focus
Sesh lord aka Rebecca Forde absolute buzzer hit her up fer the old sesh der and if ur not a Forde ur not no one so.... *warning* may be caught singing various tunes such as baby shark and catch and release etc.
“Sham there’s sesh lord Forde act cool Jeffrey”