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When you get out of the shower and your hair settles down and looks basic like some guy named Dave.
Person 1- Wow your hair is so soft and fluffy
Person 2- Yeah but I definitely look like Default Dave right now
The ultimate unoriginal SoundCloud rapper he is the definition of that weird white kid is simping over a a hot thick Puerto Rican
Dave The Rapper wants to fuck Ms. Ramos
Someone who may (or may not) turn up and ruin everything.
"I was doing well at work until a Snappy Dave showed up unexpected"
When someone gets kicked to the curb for somewhat valid reasons by either someone close to them or a group they were involved with without a fair warning or second chance, much like how thrash metal band Megadeth's founder Dave Mustaine was previously kicked out of heavy metal titan Metallica in a rather harsh and unfair fashion for drug use, alcoholism, and his behavior when under the influence. Double points if the person(s) doing the Mustaining do the same exact thing(s) they are Mustaining the other person for.
Guy: Dude my friend group totally Dave Mustained me.
Friend: What why?
Guy: They said I was an asshole and I wasn't as fun to be around anymore. I mean I was kind of an asshole at times but at the same time we all kinda were to each other. I can kinda understand where they're coming from, but no warning? No second chance? Did all of their experiences with me not mean anything to them? If they had gotten serious with me and said something I would have changed. Kind of uncalled for and out of the blue.
Friend: Damn dude, that sucks, I'm sorry. What a bunch of dicks.
Always sliding into a girls dm’s till she replies “who are you?” No 100 percent means yes. Foot fetish’s are a must from a cheeky Dave.
She was 12 years old mate, you’re such a cheeky dave
A Dave Sacra type of person will criticize everything (even the Holy Bible) for him to win. They can be the casper of the group, the Sherlock if they want to, or the Cinderella, probably because of domestic abuse, LOL. They will pretend they are mysterious, quiet, and the wallflower-kind person but will often talk about how they hate humanity and their plans for human extinction. However, Dave Sacra type of person will accompany you in the rock bottom but they will tell you why you deserve to be on that state. They often have daddy issues and willing to pay for diapers for pleasure (joke, nevermind).
I would rather have a serial killer child than to have a Dave Sacra child.
A conjuction of the word Sarky, an individual unable to recognise the sarcastic undertones of anothers voice, and Dave, a name often associated with slow dim-whitted idiots. A Sarky Dave would undoubtedly have been walked around on a lesh as a child.
Froslim- yo check out da kid on dat lesh he be weirdin me out
Expert- that child will undoubtedly grow into a Sarky Dave. Parasites.
"Hey Dave your lyrics are really good"- a Sarky Dave will never understand this sarcasm, ever.