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Your mom’s favorite, eats roasted red pepper hummus for a living. Sucks at beer pong and can definitely out smoke any of you motherfuckers.
Jade Carter is a legend
she may be crazy but she is a nice person and she dose not TAKE SHIT FROM ANYBODY!!!!!! and very cute
maddison jade you just got to love her.
An owned item or object left either intentionally or accidentally in the posession of another person (typically with one whom shares affection) ensuring the promise that they shall meet again. This may either be a special promise or a burden, depending on which person said item was left with.
Bro: "What are you looking for?"
Homie: "Just doing a quick once-over through your apartment. I'm leaving for Vegas and don't want to leave a jade comb"
"Oh, I left my hat? Keep it for now, it's my jade comb."
Take this necklace, it will be a jade comb promising I will meet you here again this time next year.
She's a beautiful, intelligent, nurturing lady who deeply values and respects nature and all living things. She has a yolk that most people couldnt carry. Danielle Jade is known to fight for what is right regardless of sacrifice or consequence.
I had thought to myself:"I wished there had been someone who truly loved and cared about horses the way that I do. ...Oh wait; Danielle Jade."
The act of sending Jade Beauregard. You must be in Art Tech, fifth period on ACE day. This is the better definition¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Mason: Imagine sending Jade.
Max: Oh wow
Jade: *is sent*
A version of drunk Jade characterized by an increase in energy, sass, and inebriation. Can only be created through intoxication via tequila.
Whoa slow down, you're going to go full Tequila Jade if your not careful.
“Jade’s theory” is her scientific claim that every brown guy has a massive big giant juicy cock just because they’re brown. (She has proven this for experience. )
“Damn sis this south asian dudes dick went so deep I felt it in my stomach, Jades theory must be true.”