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1. a boy who is really good looking.
2. a boy who would look a lot better with my cock in his mouth.
jesse mccartney should suck my jock.
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Jesse "The Half-Body" Ventura. This s in reference to Jesse's physique during his wrestling years. All upper-body no legs, a classic beginner boody builder mistake.
And in this corner, weighing in at 265lbs.. and sporting the dis-proportional upper torso, Jesse "The Half-Body" Ventura!!!
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a term that can refer to an adult kickball team that is known for horrible kickball ability, thinking they are great at flipcup (even though they really aren't), and having a generally obnoxious and egotistical attitude. Uncle Jesses believe they are great at flipcup because they lack careers or ambition in life and, therefore, can spend all night at the bar playing Survivor. During matches against any true competitors, they predictably sh*t the bed. Uncle Jesse men are approximately 30 years of age or older and still insist on reliving their college years, drinking every night and running to their former colleges for football games every chance they get. They also tend to cheat on their girlfriends and wives. Uncle Jesse women are vapid sorostitutes, except for the occassional unattractive fat girl.
-It's 1:30am and you have work tomorrow. Instead of being an Uncle Jesse, pay your tab and go home.
-You're almost 30 years old. Stop cheating on your girlfriend, get out of your failing cheesesteak business, and stop listening to everything your mommy tells you to do. You don't want to be an Uncle Jesse your entire life!
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A man blows a load into his own hand. He then proceeds to make out with his girlfriend/wife and runs his siemen-soaked fingers through her hair. Upon finishing his round of tonsil hockey and greasing his better half's hair with his seed, he proclaims, "HAVE MERCY!" This relates to the Uncle Jesse character portrayed by the acting genius, John Stamos, on Full House. Uncle Jesse sported a sick mullet, used tons of hair product, and proclaimed the phrase mentioned above after sucking face with the boner-inducing Lori Loughlin.
After months of sexual frustration, Ted pleasured himself and gave his wife an uncle jesse
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AMAZING. I love this girl, she is like, actually the best :)
Lovee youu
xxx
OMG THERES JESS ADAMS, :):):):)
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A shitty fag that should die, he plays horrible music fit for pathetic High School girls, that don't realize how womanly he is. He has no balls and should be head butted in the ovaries.
Jesse McCartney is like Aaron Carter's faggy ass.
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the second biggest gooey in the world
jesse swenson is a goo.
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