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pussy slayer(cat fucker)
more obsessed with cats then the Egyptians
Where did my cat go?
fuck, must be Joel, hes at it again!
Joels are literally Sex Gods. All Joels are obsessed with sex. He is not an alpha male but he has traits of an alpha male. He can have sex more than 3 times in a row without resting. His body isn't his only tool for sex, he also has a number of sex toys that he uses to assist him in making love. He is also incredibly creative with sexual techniques. Joels usually impress people with their korean style fashion taste or formal suits, they may also brag about their sexual experiences but above all they are incredibly talented at many things such as magic tricks or butterfly knives tricks or karambit tricks. Besides being Sex Gods Joels are also incredibly sweet and caring. They may not have many friends but they are loyal as fuck to the small friends they have. Joels may be incredibly annoying at times and may say wrong things to hurt you but his love and cuteness will make up for it. Joels are also incredibly dangerous people as they are incredibly skilled at fighting with fist and fighting with knives. Joels will fight anyone who disrespect him. Joels might forgive you if you hurt him but he will kill anyone who hurts their girlfriends, friends and family
Adam: Hey Britney i heard you and Joel are dating??
Britney: Oh yeah i am dating him and his sex toys
Adam: Oh nice
Joel, a very interesting and mysterious man. Joel is a keeper. He is shy but when you get to know him he is the best. He is not loyal to his friends and he is very selfish. He hurts girls by constantly texting them and then ignoring them. He has an abnormally weird shaped head, kind of an ancient tomb type of head some people might say. He is also attracted to very big girls who are almost twice his size.
hot girl: is that joel ?
joel’s friend: you can tell by the head shape.
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To remove or ban a member of a group on a social media platform, typically with no warning and extreme prejudice.
The admins decided to joel the member immediately. The member was joeled from the group.