johnny cosmos

a drinking game where everyone has nicknames and people pound the table (fist fist clap) and a person says their nickname and then someone else's. then the named person does the same, and it continues around. there are usually gestures used alongside these nicknames. once someone messes up, the whole table proceeds to chant "HAHA FUCK YOU! HAHA FUCK YOU!" repeatedly while they drink.

"WHAT'S THE NAME OF THE GAME???"
"JOHNNY COSMOS!"
"WHAT'S THE PURPOSE OF IT??"
"TO GET FUCKED UP!!"
"GORILLA! BLONDIE!" -gestures-
"BLONDIE! C-SPAN!" -gestures-

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Johnny Depp

A celebrity, that portrayed as a pirate.

Person 1: Hey look it's Johnny Depp!

Person 2: You mean the sexy pirate?!

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Johnny Appleseed

1. A sex act in which a man uses his thumbs to pack his testicles into an ass hole -- similarly to how one would pack a seed into the earth vis-à-vis the folk myth of Johnny Appleseed.

2. The "tea bagging" of a garden in an attempt to make it more fertile.

Richard Gere wouldn't have made such a name for himself if Pauly Shore had given him a Johnny Appleseed instead of that poor gerbil.

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johnny borrell

The hottest man to walk the United Kingdom land. He is one SEXY man! He is the lead singer from the band Razorlight, whom everyone should love. JOHNNY IS ONE HOT MAN!!

"Johnny Borrell is so hot! He melts ice!"

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Johnny Depp

Johnny Depp is quite simply the best personal fantasy I have ever entertained. Funky-cool-smart-unique-oh so hot! mmmmm hmmmmm

Funky, cool, smart, unique

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johnny borrell

Probably one of the most confident (and yes, I admit, a little abnoxious) rock stars of the new millenium. He has an awsome voice, a somewhat sexy body and is mos def creative. Up All Night is AWSOME!!!!!!!! Underneath all that confidence is a truly sweet person.

Johnny Borrell is awsome, and so is Jules Casablancas!

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Johnny Depp

The son of God. The sexiest man alive. I wish I were his wife, that lucky mutha. Hey, maybe when his son is a bit older, we'll get to drool all over him too, neh?

Johnny Depp should be a lollypop.
Johnny Depp should be a Blow-up doll.
Johnny Depp should be a RELIGION!

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