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An abnormally large male that is often referred to as a pedophile and talk about fucking little kids all the time. He likes to take it in the ass and is very pleasured by it.
That guy is such a Nolan King
Like, Really, NOLAN KING
He’s a meme created by TwoSetViolin (Eddy is the “actor” that represents this character). It is said that he’s better than Ling Ling.
Once upon a time (1500), a luthier called Kachikawawa made violins for the musicians that played at court for the king. The king wanted more bass at the orchestra, so he contacted Kachikawawa and created the Cello and the Double-Bass. Then, this luthier made a mistake while cutting the wood that was supposed to be a violin in the future. It was too big for a violin case, but too small for a cello one. It was a disaster, so the King and Kachikawawa decided to keep the secret. It didn’t go really well. Ling Ling was listening the conversation and he told everyone about it! The world wanted to know about this creation, so Kachikawawa and the King finally agreed on the fact that they should keep creating that instrument. They named it “viola”, and everyone loved it!
Throughout time, people were very ill and they found out that it was caused by the frequencies that the viola emitted. To destroy it, there was needed a sacrifice, so the King grabbed the viola, played some notes and suddenly, he died. It is said that his soul’s still living in his helmet.
Brett: Wow! Have you heard that The Viola King is even better than Ling Ling because he practises 40 hours a second?!?
The embodiment of a true boba addiction. They say the tea itself flows through his veins.
Kevin is such a Boba King; the man is so bobaesic.
Someone who thinks they are all that, jack the biscuit and a bag of chips etc
(in disagreement at a statement or gesture) "Fuck off, you think you're the king of Rhyl".
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The guy that is the biggest douchebag known to man.
How could I forget him? He's the King of Douchebagistan.
A person who leaves a trail of food crumbs everywhere they go. Someone who could make soup into crumbs and drop them on the floor/table.
"Have you seen that Matthew guy? He's super cute, but everywhere he goes there is a trail of bread crumbs! What gives?" "Oh, you didn't know? He's the crumb king."
A twitch streamer who plays marbles all day and minecraft and gifts subs to himself!
King Temprie's famous quote is "One More I promise"