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An idiom that refers to a child exhibiting similar behavior to that of his or her parent.
A shorter, stupider, better way of saying "the apple doesn't fall far from the tree."
"Goddamn, John's kid is just as bat-shit crazy as he is."
"Yea well, cats have kittens."
"...whatever tf that means."
Avant Garde punk band responsible for the UFK Dollshouse collective in SE England. Signed a host of other bands.
Unlucky Fried Kitten are filling up the Dollshouse
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1. When a situation or a statement made by a friend makes no sense at all. 2. When your at a loss for words
Dave: Yo man, this morning around 3 i fell into a wormhole, lost the rabbit i was saving in my backpocket for later, got my leg cut from the switch blade that gangbanger shot out of his elephant trunk blowgun, and ate cold pizza.
Tony: Puppies fucking kittens man
Dave: What part don't you understand dumbass?
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Comes from the scientific word: Feline respirate pyro, the fire breathing kitten is native to the Western Hemisphere. They feed off the fried corpses of their victims. They don't like sudden movements towards them or water (like normal cats). They make excellent pets and guard animals.
Their diet includes anything they can catch and whatever the hell they feel like eating. They can grow to a total of one foot in length, eight inches in height. They come in a variety of colors including: orange, brown, black, grey, yellow, and white. They can also come in different patterns: Stripes, spots, and solid.
The fire from the kitten comes from the stomach region. It takes a deep breath and expels the fire through the mouth. To prevent from overheating and the fire inside the stomach alive, the kitten expels steam and smoke through the nostrils.
"Did you hear what happened to George"
"What?"
"He broke into Jean's house and was devoured by a Fire Breathing Kitten.
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A code expression meaning the want of someones babies in a humerous cute way. (In 'cat language')
'Meow meow kittens!' -girl
'...I'm honoured!'-boy
'God, I totally meow meow /his/ kittens!'
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Noun - Refers to a task or objective, the importance of which is appreciated only by the one doing it (such as the sort of activities kittens engage in with great enthusiasm).
(Note: The word "kitten" can be substituted with any other noun to cater to a specific situation involving non-kitten entities, for example, "Important Government Business," "Important Stoner Business," or "Important Jesus Business". Additionally, use of the word "kitten" can be retained for ironic effect even when the object of comment is not a kitten.)
Specific:
Q: "What is Snickers doing with that shoelace?"
A: "Important Kitten Business!"
Q: "Amigo has been scratching around in the litter box for like, ten minutes now."
A: "He must be doing Important Kitten Business!"
General:
Q: "What's that police roadblock all about?"
A: "Important police business!"
Q: "What is Rush Limbaugh yelling about?"
A: "Important kitten business!"
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When you eat some spicy food (and even worse if you have collitis too), and then 20 minutes later brown water shoots out of your ass, and the smell overwhelms everything within a 50 foot radius. Similar to a Monkey Claw.
That sunuvabitch Tom had Taco Bell for lunch and just crapped his pants, so everyone is vomiting from The Kitten Effect.
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