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A medieval knight in polished shiny plate armor which is now splattered and dripping with the blood and bits of the guts of someone the knight has murdered.
Seeing one of these knights while in battle should instill fear as you might end up painting his armor.
King Arthur, the knight in bloody armor, stabbed his son with Excalibur and the blood came out Mordred's mouth.
That's when William Wallace, the knight in bloody armor, slit open the Queen's chest, revealing her insides. He then removed them, slathering himself in their resplendent glory.
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Eight doctors that sergically attempetd to remove an infected hemiroid from Oprah Winfry's vagina. They had failed to remove it. All eight had lost their lived fighting to vanguish this horrowing blob. The hemirioid is still there even to this day. Often, people mistake it for her face on TV, but it's the hemiroid.
These brave, fearless men had the courage to go into her vagina, when most men rather not touch it with a 9' pole.
These brave men are now known tosay as "the Knights of the Round Hemiroid"
Every July 18th, we celebrate this day as "Oprah is Responsible for the Deaths of Eight More People Day"
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The term can refer to multiple circumstances but for the purpose of this definition we will limit to white knights who frequent adult venues like strip clubs.
In the adult world, a "White Knight" is a guy who goes to an adult venue taking full advantage of the woman's perceived depravity while he is in fact being taken advantage of for his money by a girl who knows all too well what she is doing and likely rather enjoys her job, especially with suckers like these. However because he believes he is taking advantage of a woman in need, he tries to rescue her from the deviant nature of the other men in the bar and be like a respectful boyfriend.
In the end, the White Knight Syndrome sufferer constantly flames and otherwise insults the men who go there for the intended reason who have the common sense to realize what it is the girls actually go to work for each time. This makes him sleep better at night after he is a patron at one of these clubs, because he saved the girl and treated her like a true lady even if her intention was to entice deviance from the men of the club.
Also known as brown nosing, kissing ass, and being a sell out.
"So you're there to get a charge out of imposing on them to compromise their dignity more than they probably already feel they are by being there in the first place?" - White Knight Syndrome sufferer
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when someone gets extremely angry, and or violent with a person or persons, and proceeds to either verbally or physically assault them, and even sometimes both. similar to Batman in the The Dark Knight.
Brandon- Man, did you see that lady in the store yell, and clobber her son when he would stop begging for candy?
Jeremy- Yeah, she went straight dark knight on him.
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Gays; those men we're all supposed to love, despite all privately finding their behaviour disgusting.
Sir Elton John and Sir Ian McKellen are both knights of the round anus.
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A great slang term for a black mans next erection
As I woke up my girlfriend said i see the dark knight rises. As I had morning wood.
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Outspoken socialist on Twitter who often has the best political takes on the app. He is not scared to debate anyone, and hosts a fantastic podcast. Smart, articulate, handsome, and wears his heart on his sleeve. He always has the best interests of everyone in mind, despite his haters not being able to see that. He is simply awesome.
"Ryan Knight just destroyed AOC in his latest tweet, the shitlibs are gonna be pissed!
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