Luke Hemmings is a giant thick breadstick who claims he is 6’2 at best when really is like 6’4
* He has a beautiful dog named petunia (she’s the light of his life)
* He is apart of the band 5SOS
*He has 3 giant beat mates
* He is an Australian with a love for penguins
* His current girlfriend Sierra Deaton (it’s 2019) is one of the best people ever
“Hey have you seen Luke Hemmings”
“Yea he took out the lip ring what a shame”
an old man that likes to sleep a lot
i need to sleep like a luke mullins
(adj/verb/noun) One who has a very large penis and when has sexual introcouse with a woman the woman will be very hurt, very stretched out or even dead
Holden: i just luke campbelled the shit out of that bitch upstairs. She wont be able to walk for weeks.
Reid:The hoe had it comin
Flashlights are mainly used as tools to shine in girls pussy’s to make the hole easier to find but luke’s flashlight blinds the pussy therefore causing it to shrivel up almost like a piece of newspaper thrown in a fire. Pussy’s will most likely react to Luke's Flashlight like a Minecraft zombie in the daylight or a flower with no sunlight.
Luke’s Flashlight: WATCH OUT FOR THOSE FLASH GRENADES CLAIRE: WAIT THATS LUKES FLASHLIGHT.
A literal goddess sent from whatever/whoever there is above. Darcey is an iconic bad b1tch and will leave you speechless with her beauty. She's powerful, gorgeous and anything. You're lucky you even get to be around her, literally worship the goddess.
Darcey Luke is a queen
Luke and Emma are the most meant to be couple out there. Luke is spontaneous while Emma is reserved and they need each other to feel alive. No one can compare to the friendship they’ve built and slowly turned into lovers. Everyone wants to be them. If they’re not a power couple they’re best friends who never stop talking. Everybody wants to find someone who loves Luke as much as Emma does and vice versa.
Person A: Luke and Emma are they best couple I’ve ever seen, they’re so right for each other and they’re charisma is amazing
Person B: Luke and Emma are perfect for each other!
A very good looking guy who really knows how to please girls of all ages. He is smart, hot, and loves to smile and make people happy, a very generous and thoughtful man, and really knows how to shake his ass.
"I damn well wish i could have a husband like luke bryan...HELL i'd take a luke bryan himself anyday!!!"
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