While giving you a two-fisted handjob your girlfriend slides her top hand up your shaft while bending your cock almost horizontal and away from her to avoid getting splooged on.
"My old lady nearly tore my cock off trying to lay down a bunt last night."
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A creature of the overly sarcastic and non social breed. The female is quite aggressive in situations where she cannot win or is ultimately wrong. Situations like this often resort to punching, kicking and hitting.Other common names are "Spouse", "Meanie", "idiot", "monkey barf" or anything degrading as it decreases the large ego this creature has.
"OMG have you seen Duh LAY Nah? I hear she punched that boy in the face!"
"What a pleasant individual!...Oh wait...thats just Deleana."
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Boring MTV band, these guy are so mediocre. There is nothing that makes this band stand out from most of the other bands you hear on here on headbangers ball. This is just another droned band that gives metal a bad name. Metalcore is a stupid bullshit genre and should be abolished. Seems anyone who can bang a guitar and drumset these days can make a CD. This band has such boring riffs, I swear they sound like any other screamo/metalcore band out there. The vocalist can't sing and just screams incoherently too.
As I lay dying blows along with any other metalcore band. Listen to some real metal like Shadows Fall, Mastodon, Trivium or Lamb of God.
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A movement that seeks to get retarded people layed or in other words to have sex because no one else will do it and they deserve sex like other people do.
He's in the retard laying movement.
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What you say when the police are nearby and you in posession.
"five oh fo- lay low lay low"
"504 lay low. popo at 6 o'clock"
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to take a large shit
yeah mate I'll be right back just gotta lay down a log
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Shooting someone. Derived from a way one can score in basketball.
Yo man, you'se best be steppin 'fore I lay you up!
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