Lazy Dog Position

It's like doggy style but preformed when both involved are lying on their sides. Usually caused when one or more involved are too tired to get up for sexual intercourse.

"Dude, I was so tired I didn't want to get up so we just did the Lazy Dog Position."

"Honey, I'm tired just do it while we are lying down..."

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bed pan lazy

So lazy, one would rather poop in a pan than get out of bed.

Matt Newman is bed pan lazy. =)

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Lazy Sunday points

Banking up points during the week doing mundane tasks to allow a guilt free lazy Sunday.

May of used up all my lazy Sunday points xboxing today so I'm going to walk the dog to bank some more.

Or

Dude: You coming to the gym today?
Fin: Na, went yesterday to bank some lazy Sunday points, using them today for couch time
Dude: ... awesome!

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Lazy Susan

The act of giving oral to a quadriplegic woman.

I gave my grandma a Lazy Susan for her birthday.

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Lazy Ape Theory

The early hominoids that preceded modern humans and that did not migrate out of Africa and into Europe and Asia.

If you don't believe in evolution take a look at the differnce between development of civilization between Europe and Africa, and you almost have to believe in the Lazy Ape Theory.

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Lazy Susan

Tea bagging someone while they are passed out in a barcalounger.

Either Ted had a long day at work or drank too much. Phil Lazy Susan'd his ass last night when he got home and took a picture with his camera phone. Check out his facebook.

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lazy eye fucking

when a man is fucking a girl but hes lazy eye spazes out and he gets nervous and the penis slips out hittin the girl in the face cause ejaculation fluid to hit her in the eye causing her to have a lazy eye(then u choke her) and keep going

while doing lazy eye fucking the eye spazes out hitting christina mount in the face

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