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I think she is doing Lilli RP, don't you think?
A Dirty Lilli is when a petite asian woman does an irish exit out of a party to have bat-shit wild monkey-sex hanging upside down - amazing spiderman-style - with a significantly younger, zesty school boy (often underage). It's only possible to achieve a Dirty Lilli with the help of Dirty Jakob (the person, not the awkward sex in a fake fake taxi). Consent optional. Walk of shame, obligatory.
Girl: I was out of town last night and pulled a Dirty Lilli!
Friends: *standing ovation*
Girl: Couldn't have done it without Dirty Jakob!
Friends: *screams*
When you need to piss really bad so you pee on a cat named Lilli but it’s so much pee it gets all over the floor and dyes the carpet yellow
Dude I just did a dirty lilli on your cat!
lilly ealy is the name of a horrible, homewrecking, backstabbing whore who thinks she’s the shit when in reality everyone hates her and thinks she’s crusty asf. (she is)
friend 1: hey, did you see that girl? she smells so fucking nasty, about made me throw up.
friend 2: oh, you mean lilly ealy? yeah you just gotta get used to that. she’s a skank ass bitch
The two iconic best friends. You will never get a better relationship than these two girls. They do everything together and nobody is as close as they’re. If you have a best friend and your names are Lilly and Kenzie keep them around. They’re there to stay. Both of them are so kind and forgiving and there to listen to each other when needed and gives good advice. If you’re a Lilly and you don’t have a Kenzie, find yourself one. Same for Kenzie’s, if you don’t have yourself a Lilly go get one quick!
Oh there’s Lilly and Kenzie doing dumb stuff together again
Ahhh! Your classic Lilly and Chloe friendship, true besties right here. Chloe is always going to be there for Lilly, (even when she's a bit suicidal), but they know damn well it'll always be Lilly and Chloe, or Chloe and Lilly. Lilly will always put up with Chloe's boy drama and straight girl problems, but no matter what it's Lilly and Chloe against the world. <3
"Are Lilly and Chloe sisters or just really close?"
"Huh..I don't know..."