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The hub of the west seattle party scene, every weekend a keger occurs.
guy: “yo you going to the keger at lincoln?”
guy 2: “ya, i heard they gonna be hella milfs walking they’re dogs gettin freaky”
guy: “yessir lincoln park is active”
a school full of absolute bottom of the barrel kids who couldn’t succeed at seaholm so they got thrown into a basement. half of them are either rapists, pedophiles or coke whores and sell their bodies for drugs.
guy1 :Bro doesn’t ella go to lincoln street alternative
guy2: yeah but her ass is fat
guy1: ur guaranteed to get syphillis but ok
In preparation for anal sex, you douche, but do a quick clean out that doesn’t go past your second sphincter. Then, you get fucked by a dick longer than you were expecting that goes past your second sphincter and has fecal matter on it after exiting your ass.
The dick on that guy I met in the bathroom was so long, I ended up giving him a rusty Lincoln.
The colloquial term for any cases of traveler's diarrhea contracted by a mexican tourist visiting the USA. The name humorously refers to Abraham Lincoln, an american lawyer, politician, and statesman who served as the 16th president of the United States from 1861 until his assasination in 1865.
It is said that whenever a person has diarrhea while visiting the United States, he is suffering the wrath of Lincoln's revenge.
by Mozart72 January 22, 2023
When a group of mates gather in a circle each facing the same way around the circle, front to back, drop down to a crouch, and shove an ecstasy tablet up the arse of the person in front. Then when all the pills are shelved, turn into the middle of the circle, touch fingers and say "E.T. Phone Home!"
"Me and Lockie had some mates around last night for a Port Lincoln Crop Circle. It was pretty Loose ay"
a secret spy that fought ivan drago and won but then thanos snapped his ass back to 1945
im tryna george lincoln with you
To be really good in events, typically sporting events, during exhibition play, but completely suck when playoffs roll around; To overcook meat greatly.
“Man, my team and I totally Lincoln Riley’d this year and it cost us a spot in the Championship game!”
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