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The log driver is a sexual act that involves a woman or man, lying on their back, with their legs over their head, and spreading their eager buttocks open with their wanting hands. "The logger" then sites on the mN TOans or woman's buttocks, and defecates, or drives a log, in to the man's/woman's cavity.
"I brought John home last night, and he logged drived the shit into me"
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"I went out dancing with Rick last night, and then when we got back to my place, we did the Log Driver's Waltz. It was different."
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Jacking yourself after you've reached your climax.
Jerome: I overlogged last night!
Others: Over Logging is strange, ewww!
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The best sexual position ever. The female lays on her back while three guys mount her. One guy sits on her and has sex with her vag, while one sits up and titty fucks her, and the last guy sits up and fucks her mouth.
"hey, what'd you do last night after you left the party?"
"Me, Jared, and Taylor, gave Sara the best ants on a log known to man-kind!"
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To fuck very aggressively
Chris was log rolling Veronica.
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A dump that has been put on hold during a particularly long stretch online. Usually interupting a long chat session or on-line game such as Warcraft or Second life.
Lou: "Just GO! Stop talking about how bad you have to go, just GO!"
Rick:"I'm about to uplevel, I don't want to log off right now!"
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Swamp Logging is when you are at a country bar, or other country gathering and you have to settle for the opposite sex that appears they were pulled from the bottom of a swamp like an old log.
We knew it was going to be bad when Mike told us to check on him in the morning because it was getting close to closing and he needed to go swamp logging so he would not go home alone.
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The cross between a chode (a penis that is extremely wide but extremely short) and a poop log.
Ben: dude, kameron told me that cassie holmes loves to take it in the butt.
Pat: ew thats sick, she must always poop out choop logs
Ben: yeah dude kinda like that one guy on beerfest who played ping pong in ding dang.
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