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dude im boutta stab you to death
me : when the london the london jsh
There is only one guy in London his name is John
John Sadly is still the only guy in London
It is one of the worst schools to exist it has mid-teachers mid classrooms and boring playgrounds. It also has the worst school food except on Fridays and breaks. In other words, Parkview is the worst school ever
parkview london is such a shit school
When 2 guys perform sexual intercourse with 2 girls, the 2 men stand as one is receiving oral the other is performing anal, the other female is propped up receiving oral from one man and making out with the other
Mike and I pulled off a London tower at Christina's birthday
When you're comfy and wrapped up in a blanket in bed but leave just a little opening for airflow and proceed to blast the nastiest most egrigious fart known to man straight through your little exhaust hole and right into your face
Tom: Hey man, I was laying in bed and had the nastiest fart. It came straight through the opening I left in my blanket and suffocated me.
Al: Sounds like you London Chimney'd yourself, mate. Why?
An easy way to spot tourists in London who have done a little bit too much sight seeing and window shopping. Instantly recognisable, in places such as tube stations where they hold up commuters by slowly hobbling down stairs or come to a dead stop, due to an obvious limp caused by blisters and inappropriate footwear.
Goodness, I almost would've mistaken that tourist for a local, but he's got the London limp.
An English teacher that is always on her period and shes king kongs left testicle