look out for #1

Watch yourself and no one else - there is only one person thats gotta get through life with you ... YOU!

I'm cutting you lose, gotta look out for #1

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With your... Looking ass

A phrase that is often used when insulting another person

With your... Looking ass
1. With your to old for the Mickey Mouse Club looking ass.
2. With your KFC brand cologne looking ass.
3. With your standing on the roller coaster looking ass.
4. With your more room for activities looking ass.
5. With your I've been stuck on this level for twenty days looking ass.

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If looks could kill

Baby im the fashion.. demon.. ridin down candler road and im speedin.. i got hella hoes tryna fuck me n my bros... i got hella shows lined up im on the road....

yooo bro do you like if looks could kill by destroy lonely? I kinda feel like that wolf in the meme right now broo..

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Look at the silly monkey

The phrase is from the TV-show "South Park" and the so-called "Chewbacca defense".

Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, you must now decide whether or not to reverse the decision for my client, Chef. I know he seems guilty, but ladies and gentlemen...

This ... is Chewbacca. Now think about that for one minute - that does not make sense. Why am I talking about Chewbacca when a man's life is on the line? Why? I'll tell you why: I don't know. It doesn't make sense. If Chewbacca does not make sense, you must acquit! Here, look at the monkey. Look at the silly monkey!

You look pretty

When someone says this to you it means that you are very pretty and they possibly want to fuck and/or have a very big crush on you

girl: you look pretty

girl 2: take off your pants

look at me generation

Anyone born between 1990-2000. The look at me generation favors youtube, reality tv, constant status updates, twitter posts, bright clothing, and anything else that may attract attention to oneself. (Not excluding self mutilation and profuse hard drug use.) See EMO, RAVER, CANDY KID

I'm glad my little molly was born after the look at me generation! They're all such fuck ups!

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looking for mr. goodbar?

Older, pop culture phrase referencing the 1977 film of the same name starring Diane Keaton. Used to describe a (still) all too common cultural phenomenon and stereotype, whereupon entering a local watering hole, one spots a noticeably middle aging female who, without asking her, one can already glean the following details :

1. she's endlessly looking for a new job or career;

2. she's incessantly looking for a new romantic partner (or the next good lay she can drum up);

3. she's constantly looking for the next place to live (in the immediate vicinity or ANYWHERE for that matter);

4. she's perpetually looking for that 'next big thing' she can't name or describe (and obviously hasn't found yet and, like a character out of a Fitzgerald or Richard Yates novel, probably never will - 'where ARE all those golden people in that golden place ?');

in a phrase, she's a female sad bastard. She's looking for mr. goodbar.

There's Jane - again - blonde hair and blue-eyed, sitting at the bar, martini or glass of wine in hand and that all too familiar look on her face; an expression that evokes a thousand words, phrases and even questions but can be succinctly boiled down to the following : what's the matter, hon ? looking for mr. goodbar?

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