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Grandmother I'd love to fuck.
Sarah Palin is NOT a G-MILF.
Journey Johari IS a G-MILF.
Kim Kardashian is a MILF who will possibly be the hottest G-MILF of all time.
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a bad ass mother fucking milf,
preferably with a moustashe.
i want to grow up to be a P-milf.
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uper+ milf = uper milf
Uper (super) mother I'd like to fuck. Not very complicated.
Jessica Alba is an uper milf.
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A term used for attractive older women if you're not sure if they're mothers or not (used when you're unsure if a person is a real MILF)
A: "Woah! Mrs.Jones is so hot,she's a total MILF"
B: "we're not sure if she has a kid so does she count as a MILF?"
A: "Well she's a Schrodinger's MILF,there's a chance she's a mom but there's also a chance she's not a mom at all!"
B: "you're making it complicated"
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The litest society in oxford for exclusive members only.
“Dude I heard the milf society are in town today, we should go see them!”
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Every second Monday of the month is a great day to encourage milfs to be positive about their body
Hey it’s milf day and your mom bod is beautiful
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A woman with great tits that you could see in pornos as an adult. You wouldn't mind slamming after she had kids.
Damn, that sweater gave her a milf bod!
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