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redundant answer to an obfuscated question
"What's the meaning of it all?"
"Does the celery not dance at midnight?"
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When a guy wakes up in the middle of the night to take a piss and doesn't realize he left a condom on from having sex. While peeing, he fills the condom up with piss creating a piss filled water balloon (also known as a Golden Balloon)
He inadvertently created a Midnight Water Balloon while taking a piss late at night.
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code for when a females "lips" are hanging out of her shorts
susie's turkeys fly at midnight
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The state of being drunk, stoned (aka twisted) and about to fall asleep in the middle of a phone call or texting conversation. This takes place while on a couch or in a bed, mainly before midnight.
"Hey so what did you think of the party?"
"Dude, I'm half past midnight I'm gonna..." zzzzz
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Wait until the dead of night and she is sound asleep. Sit on her entire mug establishing the best seal possible. When she awakens and draws her first gasp of air (timing critical), bust ass as hard as possible. The resulting effect leaves her with a strong desire to remove a space helmet.
Christine pissed me off, so I launched a midnight lunar lander on her dumb ass.
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He does walk at midnight!
But he runs at noon.
...Midnight...and the hobos are walking!
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when one dresses up in a tuxedo, gets into a pitch black room filled with spagetti, and has a woman undress them. they then proceed to have intercourse
she totally let me do an Italian Midnight Penguin
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