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A vehicle with something wrong with it that could attract the attention of a cop and get you pulled over
New.. I can only have one - I'm driving a probable cause mobile and need to get that headlight fixed.
A virgin mobile or mobile virgin is an otherwise experienced girl or woman in there late twenties or older who prefers to act innocent as though she were a virgin. This person goes around to different boys or men in order to have sex acting as if she were innocent in order to get laid, when in fact they have monster body counts. She is usually asked to leave either before or after intercourse when the male in question determines if it is a person worthy of their time. This female usually bounces around between guys and has trouble finding a boyfriend or man to be loyal too because they are stuck acting as if they are in their late teens or early twenties when in fact they are considered to be old or are now insecure in their age. Typically a female who has yet to have had a child.
Adam: She's had 20 guys in three months, she's a virgin mobile.
Aid: Oh yea. Who?
Adam: Me, you, that guy Al, the guy over there Mr. Pin, the guy down the street O Yeller, the other one up the block I forgot their name and the guys in that house, and a certain someone's roommates.
When you say that you have a "hidden talent noone else can do" but you end up struggling at said talent.
Person 1: Watch me do this, only I can do it!
6 hours later...
Person 2: Do you have Mobile Ad Syndrome?
Person 1: Fuck you
A phenomenon where a game gets a mobile port and suddenly 98% of the people playing it are mobile players
bro 1: I used to love this game, now it is mobile invaded
bro2: we must stop this mobile invasion
When you pass gas in a vehicle while sitting on a heated seat, creating a slow cooking of the bomb that just dropped from ones colon.
Dude, what's that smell? Are you mobile crockpotting?
While driving down interstate 45 the passengers were all to aware the driver was performing a mobile crockpot.
When a person is using the restroom while talking or texting on his/her cell phone at the same time.
The man was p-mobiling at the urinal next to me.
When you are long distanced, and you send your girl a picture of your penis
Girl: Send me a dick pic
Guy: I'll send you that mobile dick