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A blackness monster is the blackest person in the pool.
Swim away! It's the blackness monster.
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The act shitting on your hand, then proceeding to rub one out with that hand. This will give the feeling of a hand job from a swamp monster.
Neil: why are joe's finger nails always dirty?
Ross: well... he's bored of The Stranger...
Neil & Ross: The Swamp Monster?!
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The Dinner Monster is an ancient mythological creature that sneaks around Denny's restaurant at night. He has NEVER been seen in real life but many people have different interpretations of it.
Rory:The Dinner Monster is coming! Were all fucked!
Wes:OH SHIT! Run before he eats all your dinner!
Rory:He's too fast were done for!
King from the Zelda Cartoon:I wonder whats for dinner....MONSTER?????
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A clunge-monster lives and breathes clunge. He (or she) is often characterised by delusions of chastity, superior intelligence and good looks. Often pretends to be Spanish and uses this as part of what can best be described as a "professional muffer's handbook" (to include piano playing, sofa-jumping, poetry recitation and translating foreign wine bottles). Regular activities include: muffing, schweffing, chirpsing, degrading, advancing to base 3 (the selfish kind), more muffing, and an unhealthy predilection for masturbation.
- "Why's that guy doing one-armed press-ups in the middle of the bar?"
- "He's a fucking clunge-monster!"
- "Why has Richard got a wrist strain again?"
- "He's a fucking clunge-monster!"
- "Why does Richard call himself Ricardo?"
- "He's a fucking clunge-monster!"
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1: an absolutely enormous vagina.
2: a vagina with fanny flaps that literally flap around any motion.
3: a horribly ugly or 'monsterous' vagina
"I did this chick last night - she had a monster cunt!"
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Someone who can fart out of the vagina numerous times a second, also known as a queif master
During the slumber party the girls had a "Queif-off". just as it looked like Selma would win her mom(a 36 year-old retired female body builder) walked in the room and queifed like a terrorist holding an assault rifle at the presidential inauguration. she is now Classified as a Class "S" Quief monster and has been nominated to become Quief Queen of the United States
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a girl who drools out extreme amounts of spit/saliva while giving a blowjob
My dick and balls were soaked in saliva after getting a blowjob from that girl. She is such a drool monster!
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