Morning Glory

n. A legal seed that can be bought at Home Depot for cheap. Has similar effects to LSD when eaten.

He ate way too much morning glory seeds and threw up the hotdog he ate last night.

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lady of the morning

A radiant woman who wakens in the morning with a smile and a very sexy energy. This can lead to happy morning surprises of an intimate and fun nature.

I was roused from my sleep by a lady of the morning. She touched me in ways that made me happy. Then my mother walked in and freaked out. Clearly she isn't a lady of the morning too.

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morning song

a song you play the morning after having sex. usually about breaking up or the loss of love

what are you listening to?

Oh just a morning song, sarah broke up with me last night.

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Morning Fever

When you had a wet dream and wake up horny

I just woke up with morning fever.

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Morning eyes

When you wake up and just cant keep your eyes open for more than five seconds, plus your vision is crappy, your eyes are sore when you open them.

Mom: "GET UP, BLAH BLAH BLAHHHH!!!! SCHOOLL!!!! BLAHH BLAHH BLAHH!!!"

Kid: "These stupid morning eyes are keeping my eyes closed! Morning eyes SUCK!"

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Morning clouds

n. Che clouds that block out the sun just enough in the morning to piss you off and make you not want to go out and enjoy the day. They look overcast enough to bring caution of rain, but never get to that point. Sometimes these clouds may last into the afternoon and even the next day, or they could come in early from tomorrow and ruin today. When current morning clouds react with future or previous morning clouds, the end result is always thunderstorms.

Arrone: Ahhh man looks like those morning clouds are here to ruin the beach day...

Stu: Hmm... I think I recognize those from yesterday, we should bring umbrellas to the beach it looks like.

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morning smashings

-Getting intoxicated (eg. alcohol, weed) straight after waking up, before 12pm.

-Getting intoxicated first thing in the morning after being intoxicated the night before.

Liz and Chris woke up at 9am to avoid a hangover Liz brought out a bottle of tequila and suggested morning smashings.

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