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a person (usually male) who is surrounded by muff, up to his neck in muff, or gets too much muff to handle. but remember there is no such thing as too much muff.
that kid right there is a muff bandit
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Unlike the normal lesbian give and take during cunnilingus, the muff slave is a female who just gives oral pleasure to her female companion and does not or will not recieve it. Often this is due to an inferiority complex of some sort or for fear that having a woman go down on her will make her realize she is a true lesbian and not just experimenting. FYI, this term also applies to men who constantly eat pussy but refuses to get a BJ in return or even seek to have the experience culminate in full on intercourse.
My partner Victoria is such a muff slave, she never lets me eat her out.
Jim is the biggest muff slave alive, he eats every pussy in front of him, but never gets any ass in return.
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a man who cuffs, or hits a womans vagina with his clenched fist.
oh dude, last night. i cuffed my girlfriends muff. im such a pro muff cuffer
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a dryed up ball of baby batter lost in pubic hairs shaped like a pearl.
I went down on my girl friend and found a muff pearl i knew she was cheating cuase it wasn't mine!
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A thick patch of pubes (pubic hair) that resides just above, and into, the crack of ones ass. This is not in reference to a small bit of hair, but rather to a patch of some considerable girth.
In playing basketball, using the traditional shirts and skins method: "I don't want to guard him on the post, he has a total muff butt."
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