a very attractive female runner that motivates you to keep up with her pace.
Dude, I had several pace muffins to help me cross the finish line!
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to stand too close to some one. when they are infront of you.and you are basically right up on their ass.
SHIT MAN!!!!!!!!! back up ur standing to close. why are you trying to chunk my muffins you little muffin chunker
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Farting on a muffin and then making someone eat it.
Shop owner: that customer is a right asshole, Iβm going to give him a guff muffin.
Customer: oh good itβs freshly baked, still warm.
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A vagina during menstruation. Failure by a women to inform the person performing cunnilingus that she is on her period.
"Charles forgot our anniversary Veronica, I taught him a lesson by treating him to a 'Blood Muffin' he won't forget that I can tell you."
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thy butt hath overflowith thine tiny pants
"mom's muffin top makes her skinny jeans look like fatty jeans"
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An insult of the highest degree. It is racist, sexist, etc. Most commonly used by the popular gaming influencer BadBoyHalo (BBH) who avoids using any swear words other than the word being described.
BBH: skeppy, you muffin head!
Skeppy: ...
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a muffin that let itself get eaten by everyone
man at least 15 people have had a bite of that slut muffin
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